Inappropriate...

Is that why they call you the tongue man?

How to contact the creative director

You can easily reach me by phone, email, im, pdf, foursquare, courier pigeon, etc.

How to be Politically Correct in the workplace

Not to be so gay about it, but I really felt like that last one was blossoming like a flower.

What language do you want?

american.

Copywriters are Eloquent

How big can you woo-woo?

You're right, I'm only comfortable with White people in boats

I didn't think you'd be comfortable with Asians in the boat.

He's the man...

We just let our dreams soar and [asian coworker] gives them the wings to fly.