I buy lots of educational toys

Math and education is very important to me. You know, like 1+1=4.

Mid-wash jean suit

It's his version of Biz-cas

Dirty Pop

She was stuck on "pop" it was a borderline fetish.

Not quite there yet...

More bulges please!

That's what I call good art direction

Just scatter the good [pictures] amongst all the bad ones. it should go something like: shitty, shitty, shitty, decent, decent, shitty, shitty, decent, shitty, shitty.

I'm not rascist, I'm just telling the truth

And obviously, Asian moms are better than non-Asian moms.

We're sticking with underpants kid

I have no friggin' clue what this is...happy underwear wedgie boy?