No, she only walks

Paris Hilton—is that bitch still running around?

Ouch

*physical slap*

Did you hear that? It's a knitting company called Boye!

Constructive Criticism

Take that shirt off IMMEDIATELY!

T.H.O.

You could do this...but then it would look like boobs.

Interrupting professor who?

Let me show you something—it has nothing to do with what you're talking about

I'm a pot-smoking slut

My friends' moms probably thought I was a skanky whore who smoked pot because I was a skanky whore who smoked pot.

I like Charlie Sheen

I actually think Charlie Sheen would do me. "Come 'ere, bitch."