The floppiest designer ever

I can flop with the best of them.

Science rules..

Its all sticky and dark down there.

A jolly good catholic

My Confirmation saint is Santa Claus.

Philly+Pot+26 hours=Florida

I drove to Florida once. It took us about 26 hours. But we smoked so much pot it didn't phase us—it was just endless landscape rolling by.

Out of nowhere

(yelled from across office) Do you like rockin horses?

Big guys do it better

She's done the big guy.

Stonecutter < Jesus

He thinks he went up to heaven and learned typography, but that is not the case.