Oh that sounds yummy!

Look, you can get the sexy cougar OR the cradle for two.

Are you going to offer us your nuts?

I don't want your pity peanuts.

Cheesus's 11th Commandment

Thou shalt not long for cheese.

If gays make fun of gays...

Can I make fun of gays?

Getting drinks is hard

Designer 1 "Hey, since you're up, can you grab me a coke?"

Designer 2 "Sure, I mean, the intern is sitting right there, but sure, I'll get it for you."

No, they only teach us how to use 4x5 cameras

Are you familiar with digital cameras?

Dumbledog?

My dog looks like a gay wizard.