How to contact the creative director

You can easily reach me by phone, email, im, pdf, foursquare, courier pigeon, etc.

How to be Politically Correct in the workplace

Not to be so gay about it, but I really felt like that last one was blossoming like a flower.

What language do you want?

american.

Copywriters are Eloquent

How big can you woo-woo?

You're right, I'm only comfortable with White people in boats

I didn't think you'd be comfortable with Asians in the boat.

He's the man...

We just let our dreams soar and [asian coworker] gives them the wings to fly.

Good dancers don't have brains

In central Europe we are very proud of our brains, which is why we don't dance. I had to come to New York to get rid of the cramping in my brain.

Nobody puts baby in the spread

Can we get away with baby? I don't want to do baby.

BTW...

I'm sitting next to 2 guys, about 16 yrs old, wearing girls dresses playing computer games on their laptops. Oh, and they are wearing wigs too.

Where am i?

I'm just perpetually lost in my head