Why animals are endangered

Well, perhaps they are not having fun and so they are going extinct.

Film History 101

Footloose...is that about the paraplegic?

You should listen to me, I know what I'm talking about

I'm making this up.

Words of wisdom from a guest speaker

You can put a gerbil tube up an elephant's ass and have people slide down it, but that doesn't mean you should.

How to make your composition interesting

I set up my camera with a bunch of lightbulbs around it. And I pretended the lightbulbs were naked and dancing with each other. Now you know what goes on in the demented mind of [professor refers to self in third person].

THAT'S why you can always do

You see, in this class, you can make the design first and the goal last.

I'm just being facetious, you know?

I'm flying by the seat of my pants here...

Deserts vs. Whores

The Gila Monster is the horror of the desert, not the whore of the desert.

Apprporiate Teacher-student conversations

I'm gonna have a lot of fun with you one-on-one.

Gordon's last words

Some of you are good designers, some of you are nice.