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"[insert student], 17, of Cincinnati, and three of her anti-prom girlfriends made an adventure of prom day, April 7, starting before noon. They drove around and shot lots of pictures of “Mr. Sprinkles,” an eggplant-shaped, 6-ounce container of rainbow candy sprinkles designed to look like a circus clown.

The foursome immortalized Mr. Sprinkles against the backdrop of a chili joint's menu, strapped in a shopping cart, sitting on a fire hydrant, in the street and in a tree.

That night, they had a sleepover at one of their houses. They played board games and watched Disney movies – animated, of course.

They kept the day loose, doing whatever came to mind, especially where Mr. Sprinkles was concerned. “We pretty much went with it,” she said."

-reliable news source

My ideal Moochie...

Marilyn is very volumptuous.. or well built... or whatever.

...

Student - I've been around peacocks my whole life. no I really have...
Professor - As I was saying... oh is she still talking?

But there are no proportions per say....

What's the shape of the thing?
It's large.

Is this it?

Your design sucks, but at least you're free

There's never no where to go. Unless you are in prison.

That's what he said

You don't just whip it out—but there's so many times when I want to.

History Lesson

At one point, Quebec wanted to separate from Canada. They think the rest of Canada speaks a strange language.

Nobody likes Cooper Black

BP's logo is all healthy and green. They make you want to eat it, but it's dirty.

It's Moochie! I love this cat!

I don't fantasize about my wife anymore, but I fantasize about Moochie.

Who else can we eliminate?

You can't fish on a tennis court.

Hey Gang!

This is the easiest class you have ever had and ever will have. Just stay awake.

Get out of here

We introduced the seminar concept...to brush up on gossip about students on Fridays.

That's Italian for Hierarchy

Phillip Glass can do. He is not bad.

If I had to compare [the music of Phillip Glass] to art, it is wallpaper. He goes on and on and on...

What? MOMA doesn't stand for Museum of Modern Appalachians?

Hillbillies don't go to museums all that much.

Do white water rafting companies in Colorado have logos?

They have a logo, probably a bad one. But they don't have to. You can design them a good one.

That's what I need—a cheerleader!

It's ideal, because it's what I would do.

Yes, no, maybe

You could have said no, but I prefer you say yes.

They're like pests

I have never seen this movie, but I doubt its good one.

Crazy Mafia...

You probable will not be hired by the mafia. They will not hire you. At least, not pay you and if they don't like what you do, they will kill you.

You guys know Heinz, don't you?

We don't know what Heinz is going to do. Heinz waits til the eleventh hour to make a decision.

I hate the first day of class

Saul Bass was a real asshole. You'd probably like him and his work, but personality-wise, he was a real son of a bitch.