List areas of concern regarding student's performance

There are none, although there was some mention that [insert co-op's name] should think twice about entering the hipster olympics. She's better than that.

Oh, is that why you come in at 10 and leave at 4?

It's exhausting being this talented.

True Story

When I go to the grocery store, the first thing I do is pick up a six pack. Then I just wander around the store for a couple hours, drinking my beers while I'm shopping. When I go to check out, I just put the caps back on the bottles and put the bottles back in the six pack. It makes grocery shopping a lot more enjoyable.

My boss told me this when I told him we were having a dinner party

I'm going to crash your dinner party completely hammered

The greatest toy never made

Does it vibrate?

Brand Design Potluck

Mmmm... kale is sexxxy

Should we make it one word or two?

Well there's no right way so we can do what we want. How about:

dank'o*/~sekka

Can you trademark that?