I buy lots of educational toys

Math and education is very important to me. You know, like 1+1=4.

Mid-wash jean suit

It's his version of Biz-cas

Dirty Pop

She was stuck on "pop" it was a borderline fetish.

Not quite there yet...

More bulges please!

That's what I call good art direction

Just scatter the good [pictures] amongst all the bad ones. it should go something like: shitty, shitty, shitty, decent, decent, shitty, shitty, decent, shitty, shitty.

I'm not rascist, I'm just telling the truth

And obviously, Asian moms are better than non-Asian moms.

We're sticking with underpants kid

I have no friggin' clue what this is...happy underwear wedgie boy?

Presidents make good fake doctors

"That doctor looks like Barack Obama"

"Yeah, let's keep him. They'll probably like that."

Some of my nicknames

I have been called the following:
Gangsta
Superstar
Kanye
Skate
Lauren
Loud Girl
A co-op

If you leave early, you'll be called a pussy

Cheers to (coworker) being a pussy!

Overtime Policy

If you guys want to stay late, I have some crystal meth for you.

Never gets old

Yeah, you can make that dieline a little bit smaller. Only problem is, smaller it gets harder it gets

(from across the office) THATS WHAT SHE SAID

Wow, this work you've done is revolutionary.

We need to make new packaging for this brush. Make it look just like the old packaging.

Bill it to overhead

You just dropped a $700 light.

It's okay to drink on the clock if your boss orders you to

If you don't get up and get a beer, you're fired.

Don't work on this very long because it's Friday

Can you add a white to green gradient to this to give it a green feeling? Don't add too much green, because we still need to have an impression of white. But it needs to read green, with overall white walk-away.