Just think

we could have gotten our dicks wet a lot more if we just would have gone to detention more often

Fuck weather maps

if they want to know the temperature of texas, they can just look at another map.

This is exactly the kind of feedback I like to hear at my final critique

You had some pretty dumb approaches.

Your pod needs to be at a more decisive angle

I like the pods notion. It feels more like high school—high school accounting.

Gods = aliens

I still haven't figured out who did this. Must have been extra terrestrial.

How to defend your design

You could say "UFOs look like baskets" and then this would be okay.

Graphic design grading policy

multiple mediocre designs = much mediocre

multiple excellent designs = much excellent

multiple pretty good designs = still admirable

I'm not boring you, am I?

Part of the reason why I'm wasting your time—maybe this whole quarter has been a waste of your time

I learn something new every day.

Computers are made by humans—they're not crystals.

He made another tennis analogy

Gordon is never going to be Serena Williams—he's not black

I'm in charge of the design curriculum, so I can probably make this happen

This class should really be called "How not to be a typography whore"

I have no faith in my students

You can crop your photos—but you'll probably ruin it.

I'm not talking about album covers

"Wrap it"—is that your motto?

No, because we're looking at keys

Look at that—doesn't that turn you on?

Looks like we've got a smoker here...

Who thinks smoking is harmful?