Make sure you email me a PDF

Its heinz, like the ketchup.

If your letters are off by a fraction of a millimeter, I can't help you

I can't even look at this right now.

Why I cancel class once a week and let you out an hour early

This class is pointless.

When working with more than one...

You have to make sure they don't climax at the same time.

1+2=5

There seems to be a progression in units here.  1 unit, 2 units....(stares at one side in silence for a good 5 seconds) 5 units.....(stares at another side for 10 seconds silently)....well, I don't need to count all of them.

Cincinnati is in Ohio?

People from New York and New Jersey are geographically... uhh.. challenged.

An Uneven Exchange

I've tried nipple clamps. Well, I bet my friend to karaoke and he dared me to try nipple clamps.

Men Tell Feminists to "Go ahead and revolt"

As long as you're cooking, what do I care?

A Bunch of Clowns

All the cubes look kinda funny today.

Words of the Day

Assumptiveness
Arbitrate
Defensible

Use big words when you have nothing to contribute

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