Say Whaaaaaaaaaat??
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Mayday to Tampons
A: Wanna go to Mayday?
K: Mayhaps
A: What else are you gonna do? Make mayonnaise?
K: That made me LOL. (whining and complaining and excuses)
K: I just wanted to warn you so you didn't go mayo on me
A: That's a fucking riot! I just ROFLed
K: Ifthat was in any way mocking me, im going to lob your head off
A: As you know, I've been watching a period series and they used this insult in ep. 7 "Don't be a boobie"
K: Period like you can only watch it when you are menstruating?
A: Like you're menstruating in the 1900s. No pads or tampons.
K: Mayhaps
A: What else are you gonna do? Make mayonnaise?
K: That made me LOL. (whining and complaining and excuses)
K: I just wanted to warn you so you didn't go mayo on me
A: That's a fucking riot! I just ROFLed
K: Ifthat was in any way mocking me, im going to lob your head off
A: As you know, I've been watching a period series and they used this insult in ep. 7 "Don't be a boobie"
K: Period like you can only watch it when you are menstruating?
A: Like you're menstruating in the 1900s. No pads or tampons.
He's a keeper
I was making out with a stripper last night and she was texting. The whole world is falling apart. We shared a bottle of absynth... maybe I wasn't paying enough attention to her.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Interrupting professor who?
Let me show you something—it has nothing to do with what you're talking about
Blow jobs are in aisle 4
You can go to Walmart and get everything and anything you need—you just walk in and get your dick sucked
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